Super Bowl Done-day: Alan's Dad reminisces on his past Super Bowl experiences on Super Bowl Sunday, and discovers he has been wrong about the outcome of every single one.
Alan's Tips on- How to Make a Website: Alan shows us how to make a free website using freewebs.com, and Harold ends up destroying his computer.
Alan's Tips on- How to make a YouTube Video: Alan shows us how to make a video on YouTube, and Harold ends up destroying his computer. (again)
Boomsday: 2012: Alan does a report on the 2012 theory. However no one believes him. Until, they find out for themselves.
Bad News Bears / That Dumb Dog
Bad News Bears: Alan is invited over to a dinner party at Harold's house. However, Alan finds out that Harold's family isn't as normal as the average family.
That Dumb Dog: Alan finds a lost dog in the middle of the road. And Alan decides to take care of it until it's owner claims it back. But, Alan discovers the unique power to communicate with dogs, and does whatever he can to keep the secret safe. The owner comes to claim the dog back. And they will decide who gets the dog by playing one of his favorite games.
Hard Labor / Diet Harold
Hard Labor: After accidentally throwing a football at Principal Whatsisface's window, (The Principal, who's face is never seen) he makes Alan, Harold, and Dex pay with "Hard Labor", by making them paint the outside of his house. But, if they don't do a good job, he will have to make them serve lunch hours by peeling the rest of the leftover onions until they're in High School.
Diet Harold: Alan convinces Harold to go on a diet. But after a couple days, Harold starts to have diet hallucinations, and migraine headaches which makes it hard for Harold to stay dieting. And, he eventually becomes crazed with power.
Babysitting?! / Love at First Fight
Babysitting?!: Harold must babysit his mischievous little sister, Katherine. Harold calls Alan, and Dexter to come help him. Will they be able to watch after Katherine without wrecking the place?
Love at First Fight: Alan falls in love with a cute girl named Alice Dile. However, his older brother Alex is also into Alice. So they organize a wrestling match (After School of course) to decide who will go out with her. Somehow, they both end up losing.
A Penny Lost is a Penny Found / Everything Must Go
A Penny Lost is a Penny Found: Alan, Harold, and Dexter order pizza. But unfortunately, they are one penny short! So they have to spend the whole night looking for a penny for the pizza man.
Everything Must Go: Alan feels he has to much junk in his closet, so he decides to sell it all in a garage sale with a little help from his friend Harold. But, Harold accidentally sells everything in Alan's house! Can they get everything back before his parents come home?
A Hairy Situation / A Sticky Situation
A Hairy Situation: Alan is tired of not having hair. So, he buys a hair growth shampoo. However, he accidentally applies too much! The next morning, Alan wakes up with a full head of hair. The kids at school are awed by his hair. But, it starts to grow even longer, until the whole city is running for their lives.
A Sticky Situation: Alan and Harold are working on a school project using super glue, and accidentally gets some on their hands. After they're done, they high five, and their hands are stuck together until they can find a way to pull them apart.
Date with Bethany / Locked Out
Date with Bethany: Dexter likes a new girl at school from Sweden named Beth, and asks her on a date. So, Alan and Harold do everything they can to help him on his date without her noticing them.
Locked Out: Alex locks Alan out of the house, so Alan decides to look for something fun to do.
The Legend of Harold / The Time Travel Thingy 9000
The Legend of Harold: Harold becomes obsessed with a new game called "Call of Nudity: 4" and after 30 straight hours of playing at Alan's house, Alan and Dexter try to break him of his habit. Until, they are forced to play against him.
The Time Travel Thingy 9000: After Harold failed the biggest test of the year, they decide to build a time machine to go back in time and help him study.
Grand Theft Lotto / Raw & Odorless
Grand Theft Lotto: Alan's Dad wins the lottery, and buys a mansion from a Real Estate agent. But, they discover that the house already belongs to someone else, and they go to jail for entering. Now, they must escape, and get back at the agent.
Raw & Odorless: It's the 4th of July. But at "Bob's Novelty Item, Fireworks, and Everything You'll Never Need in Your Entire Life Store" things aren't going so great. The fireworks have been stolen! And Alan decides to solve the case. The ending may shock you!
Lemon-Aid / Quon
Lemon-Aid: Alan and Harold build a lemonade stand in order to raise money for a School Fund-Raiser.
Quon: Alan, Harold and Dexter get themselves trapped inside a computer game called "Quon". And they must defeat the "Blaster Computer" in order to get out of the game.
Popularity Knocks / Lawn of the Dead
Popularity Knocks: After Alan accidentally beats up Alex, Alan overthrows him as the most popular guy in school, and Alex must try anything he can to make himself popular again.
Lawn of the Dead: Alan starts his own Lawn Mowing business, in order to earn some extra money. Alan finds the job to be pretty easy, that is until he looses total control of the lawn mower, and destroys the entire city!